I always use the phrase, “Murdered seven different ways from Sunday”, when people try to pronounce my last name.
I have a fairly regular name: Daisy, but I live in France where everyone goes: Desiree? Dazie? Daghjdskgjc?
It’s unbelievable how many ways people can fuck up the name Jerome. Also it’s Curtin not Curtain.
How does anyone fuck up saying or spelling Abby like wtf
People tend to get the surname right cause they have little choice (Smith), but the first name always seems to be an issue.
My grandma can’t spell my name for shit and it’s literally the easiest name to spell ever; Jessica.
Pia DiFrancesco, people always fuck up the capitals, spell my last name with an “e” instead of an “i” at the beginning (it’s pronounced like an “e”) and I had this one teacher who ALWAYS spelled it Difranusco