the-ruler-by-sam-winchesters-bed:

lost-and-fallen-angel:

croatoan-the-line:

illuminati-cornchip:

lunarch-screams:

elephantsandtoasters:

artwerksinc:

bloodyjacktheripper:

maxxxie74:

I’ve given up trying to correct people.

FUCK YES

I always use the phrase, “Murdered seven different ways from Sunday”, when people try to pronounce my last name.

I have a fairly regular name: Daisy, but I live in France where everyone goes: Desiree? Dazie? Daghjdskgjc?

It’s unbelievable how many ways people can fuck up the name Jerome.  Also it’s Curtin not Curtain.

How does anyone fuck up saying or spelling Abby like wtf

People tend to get the surname right cause they have little choice (Smith), but the first name always seems to be an issue.

My grandma can’t spell my name for shit and it’s literally the easiest name to spell ever; Jessica.

Pia DiFrancesco, people always fuck up the capitals, spell my last name with an “e” instead of an “i” at the beginning (it’s pronounced like an “e”) and I had this one teacher who ALWAYS spelled it Difranusco

the-ruler-by-sam-winchesters-bed:

lost-and-fallen-angel:

croatoan-the-line:

illuminati-cornchip:

lunarch-screams:

elephantsandtoasters:

artwerksinc:

bloodyjacktheripper:

maxxxie74:

I’ve given up trying to correct people.

FUCK YES

I always use the phrase, “Murdered seven different ways from Sunday”, when people try to pronounce my last name.

I have a fairly regular name: Daisy, but I live in France where everyone goes: Desiree? Dazie? Daghjdskgjc?

It’s unbelievable how many ways people can fuck up the name Jerome.  Also it’s Curtin not Curtain.

How does anyone fuck up saying or spelling Abby like wtf

People tend to get the surname right cause they have little choice (Smith), but the first name always seems to be an issue.

My grandma can’t spell my name for shit and it’s literally the easiest name to spell ever; Jessica.

Pia DiFrancesco, people always fuck up the capitals, spell my last name with an “e” instead of an “i” at the beginning (it’s pronounced like an “e”) and I had this one teacher who ALWAYS spelled it Difranusco


confusinguser:

majorvirgin:

LOOK AT WHAT THEY FUCKING DID TO BOB THE BUILDER

image

I AM FUMNG WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS 

SMUG ASS STEPDAD LOOKING ASS LITTLE SHIT 

imposter

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Everyone who reblogs this by November 1 will have their URLs scattered around Disney World in Orlando, FL.

strangeparkings:

luckydayblog:

gravitysex:

abovehipster:

WHAT?! YES. YES.

RLY

IT’S LIKE THIS POST WAS MEANT FOR ME!!!

I’m going to disney on november 1-3 and if I don’t see at least one url I’m going to be pretty mad at you :///

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justmyflawedlogic:

hamacidal:

ultrafunnypictures:

You can read up to 500 words per minute

THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK

I have an android app that does this and let me tell you, reading slashfic at 700wpm is a near-spiritual experience.

justmyflawedlogic:

hamacidal:

ultrafunnypictures:

You can read up to 500 words per minute

THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK

I have an android app that does this and let me tell you, reading slashfic at 700wpm is a near-spiritual experience.

(via theredcloche)


unrepentantwarriorpriest:

retardablefoxes:

spirituallyrecovering:

year-0f-the-kyle:

It never has.

This is a concept most of tumblr can’t wrap their head around.

i’ll reblog this every single time i see it

We all should. Let’s make this thing go viral. 

Signal Boost.

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vinebox:

Mamas will look around the whole room until they find something to fuss about

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sorry, my mom said my anaconda can’t

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